Moved the Blog to it’s own Domain

WordPress is a great place to host a blog, but it’s even better to use their useful plug in to host a blog on your own domain. For 1 it’s more professional and 2 it offers so much more control. The new place to follow the blog is now located at Gabriel Angel Design Blog. Visit the new location for all the updates.

Ireland Graffiti

It’s amazing how many Irish people I know, so a lot of them begged for more Irish designs. I laugh so much at all my thugged out friends. They are Irish, but they wear the baggiest clothes like a prison bitch. They think they are gangster, so I had to give them a real “hood” design to celebrate their Ireland pride, without being “too” white. The design HAD to be green, naturally.

Fake is Better Than Flat

You will hear jealous women complain about fake boobs a lot: “Those boobs are so fake”. Boob envy is just as bad as penis envy. Most women want bigger and better boobs. No guy really likes a flat chested women. A flat chested women is almost half way to being a man. Fake boobs will always turn more heads than a flat chest. For this reason, I had to create the design: “Fake is better than flat.”

New York Graffiti

New York is full of graffiti. You find it on subway walls and under bridges. I thought it was only fitting to give a New York shirt the graffiti treatment. I picked the red for the “big apple”. That and red really pops with the black outline.

Blow Me

The 4th of July is getting closer, so I started thinking about related designs. Fireworks basically blow up,so blow me was a natural progression. The fire cracker takes the same shape as a penis, so a lustful humored design was a perfect fit.

Green Dollar Sign

Well greed is all about getting those dollar bills, so this was an obvious design to create. I’m not a big fan of people that use the phrase “bling bling”, but I definitely have no problems with their money. Spend away you greedy bastards.

Ace of Spades Card

Before I got into this whole business, I used to play a lot of online poker. The ace of spades was always the most alluring card in the deck. I’m still not sure why, but I hat to make it into a design. Intimidation is very important in poker. With so many people scared of the Black Widow spider, I figured that red hour glass symbol would be a perfect addition to the design.

Recycle Paper Bags

The joke of the paper bag is well documented. Put a few holes into it and place it over some ugly fuck’s head. Doggy style sex has become much more popular in the past few years and it’s partially because of the ugly faces. There are so many buttaface (ugly face but great bodies), but the back of their head is still pretty. You use the paper bag for when she turns around to look at you. Lol, anyways that’s what inspired the design.

Gold Star of David

I had to include David’s star when creating a section with religious designs. It is one of the largest religions in the world. Besides, I have a long history with beautiful Jewish women. I created a silver version first, but I knew the golden one would be even more popular.

Major League Couch Potato

When you think that most pro sports fans are lazy couch potatoes, then you gotta give them their own Major League. Some of these guys wear holes in the couch sipping beer and twirling the remote. I have more than a few lazy friends that love sports. This design was created with them in mind.